Well then, do you have a manicured geometric mullet, a white trench coat, and aviator sunglasses that you wear inside bars that have blue wallpaper and pink neon signs? :D

By the way, what is that keyboard thingy - you know, the one where you wear it like a guitar, work the keys with your right hand while hoisting/balancing with your left - actually called? I've always wondered.

The other question is: why? Was it so that they could strut around on stage like the guitarists and not be stuck in a chair behind a bunch of equipment like the drummer?