Originally Posted by: R. ShackleferdYep my 1st job was flipping burgers at Burger King...and I took pride in it. I could make one mean whopper (really fast too)! We used to have races on the assembly line. I don't think anyone ever went below about 8 seconds (that's a whopper w/cheese with all the veggies). I used to boast I was the fastest this side of the Mississippi.
But playing around with the drive-thru intercom was the funnest...adding fake static at the beginning and end of sentences, weird voices (like robot, etc.), and the occasional pickup of Taco Bell transmissions from across the street. Oh yeah, and smogging out the office and storeroom was pretty cool too! Good times, good times.

A friend of mine and I used to sing the ending of the star spangled banner to the customers before taking their order when we worked at mcdonalds. I had also earned the "I've never been greeted like that before" award when I fired off a line like "Thank you for choosing mcdonald's, what can I, the cunning and handsome employee, get for you, the wise and charming customer?" Most customers will find it funny when you act like you have down syndrome in through the headset, but some won't... and they're ruin it for everyone. Trust me on that one. Oh yeah, and don't jump out of the drive through window. You'll get a write up or something if you get caught.