Originally Posted by: chucklivesoninmyheart...Just be sure to wrap it up!

Why wear a bullet proof vest if you aren't gonna get into a gun fight? I'll stay out of the gunfight. I think I'm a bit too choosy, otherwise I'd be shagging everything shaggable left right and centre.
Or maybe I aint getting any?!? :eek:
Seriously, there's this chick who was left muttering to her pal, "...does David think he's the only one who has a d***..." after she slept in my room (and bed, d'oh!) but I didn't kick it with her.
That's David for you. Ant wonder I'm 26 and still godurn single?