The ideal "supergroup"

guitar: david gilmour
bass: roger waters
drums: nick mason
keyboard: richard wright


o wait this line already existed.

sigh my supergroup

This would be interesting and they are all alive.

vocals:
Joey Tempest

Guitar and vocals:
Ty Tabor
Zakk Wylde

Bass:
the little dude from Bela Fleck

Drums:
Mike Portnoy

producer:
Tedd T who did an amazing job on Rebecca St James CD pray

As for those who have passed on...

Here's power trio for you

guitar:
Jimi Hendrix

bass and vocals:
Phil Lynnott

drums:
John Bonham

This be my supergroup:

Vocals: Laura Prepon (naked)
Guitar 1: Anna Kournikova (naked)
Guitar 2: Jewel (naked)
Bass: Jennifer Garner (naked)
Drums: Kiera Knightly (naked)

I couldn't care less what they play or if they can play, but I would watch them any day of the week.

Your supergroup sounds wonderful.....

It was...

But, because of that Ted Bundy "joke"

The judges have have now demoted your personal supergroup to include:

Oprah Winfrey..................................... naked vocals, baking
that MTV
jockstrap wearing
rollerskating jackass knucklehead ........ naked bass, skateboard tricks

Louis Anderson -
the fat game show host of family feud... naked drums, bird calls


Fifty Cent.......................................... naked guitar, stupid mumbling, yodeling

Jennifer Garner..................................naked tamborine, skateboard tricks

Just so it's not all bad for your Christmas season's fantasy concert series

now keep yer jokes funny... please

then your supergroup can be one made of dreams,
and not one of nightmares.

thank you

Originally Posted by: kingsxkidYour supergroup sounds wonderful.....

It was...

But, because of that Ted Bundy "joke"

The judges have have now demoted your personal supergroup to include:

Oprah Winfrey..................................... naked vocals, baking
that MTV
jockstrap wearing
rollerskating jackass knucklehead ........ naked bass, skateboard tricks

Louis Anderson -
the fat game show host of family feud... naked drums, bird calls


Fifty Cent.......................................... naked guitar, stupid mumbling, yodeling

Jennifer Garner..................................naked tamborine, skateboard tricks

Just so it's not all bad for your Christmas season's fantasy concert series

now keep yer jokes funny... please

then your supergroup can be one made of dreams,
and not one of nightmares.

thank you

???

oooooooK.... step away from the keyboard!

Kingsxkid or whatever,

Get some help man, seriously, instead of posting idiotic crap. You apparently have no capacity for humor so piss off...you don't like what I write just ignore it instead of wasting people's time reading your ignorant rants.

I'm obsessed with Jennifer Garner. Why the heck is she going out with Ben Affleck, though? That guy has got to be one of the worst actors known to man. I'll bet his real name is Ben Baldwin. That would explain a lot about his acting abilities and script choices.

tank or whatever,

You my friend are the one who may be humor impaired,
as we see in the sig line,
and yet you accuse me ?

right

I thought what I wrote was pretty funny
as it should be to all but you who take it personally.

You really think they're coming to your house?

Originally Posted by: kingsxkidtank or whatever,

You my friend are the one who may be humor impaired,
as we see in the sig line,
and yet you accuse me ?

right

I thought what I wrote was pretty funny
as it should be to all but you who take it personally.

You really think they're coming to your house?

Alright, dude, I don't really want to step in here, but here are a few suggestions:

1. Stop writing so stinking huge! We all seem to get along fine and make our points just as well with good ol' standard issue font size
   


2. There's no need to take anything said here personally; it's just the internet, for goodness sake!
   


3. Please try to formulate your sentences a little more coherently, so the rest of us can play along
   

Alright, dude, I don't really want to step in here, but here are a few suggestions:
It's always the right time for reason to prevail

Stop writing so stinking huge! We all seem to get along fine and make our points just as well with good ol' standard issue font size

Sorry. I was wondering why the normal print was so small.
My monitor is set near high def for video editing.

There's no need to take anything said here personally; it's just the internet, for goodness sake!

Good point

Please try to formulate your sentences a little more coherently, so the rest of us can play along
__________________
... and that's all I have to say about that.

ALL generalizations are WRONG

[/sarcasm]

Quote:
Originally Posted by kingsxkid
Your supergroup sounds wonderful.....

It was...

But, because of that Ted Bundy "joke"

The judges have have now demoted your personal supergroup to include:

Oprah Winfrey..................................... naked vocals, baking
that MTV
jockstrap wearing
rollerskating jackass knucklehead ........ naked bass, skateboard tricks

Louis Anderson -
the fat game show host of family feud... naked drums, bird calls


Fifty Cent.......................................... naked guitar, stupid mumbling, yodeling

Jennifer Garner..................................naked tamborine, skateboard tricks

Just so it's not all bad for your Christmas season's fantasy concert series

now keep yer jokes funny... please

then your supergroup can be one made of dreams,
and not one of nightmares.

thank you
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Kingsx,

Stop being a whiney bitch. You don't like my sig that's fine, but you should've kept your little mouth shut about it, since your opinion on it, and the sig in general, are irrelevant to this board and the thread. The sig is something that I put in because I thought it was funny, I don't give a **** about you or your opinions on it. You can live forever or die tomorrow and I don't care, got me little boy? And no, I didn't think your post was funny as you say because you took my post and said because of my "joke" that you didn't like it and are replacing the people I stated with gross bitches and fat men. Then you said this is my supergroup until I change my "joke," therefore insinuating that I'm gay. So how is this not insulting to me? This is your version of humor? You plainly state that you don't agree with my post simply because my sig offends you? How is that not personal?

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Quote:
Originally Posted by kingsxkid
tank or whatever,

You my friend are the one who may be humor impaired,
as we see in the sig line,
and yet you accuse me ?

right

I thought what I wrote was pretty funny
as it should be to all but you who take it personally.

You really think they're coming to your house?
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I love this post, pure idiocy. You thought what you wrote was funny, and that everyone on the board thought it was funny except me. The funny thing you forgot little one is that you are insulting me, not them. Of course I would respond negatively, you took my post, changed it, insulted me by saying my supergroup should have naked men in it or whatever, and all because you don't like my sig, which you stated several times. Read it again moron if you need a refresher. I love the first sentence personally. You claim I'm humor impaired because of my sig, which you didn't find humorous, but I do. You're therefore stating that your sense of humor is superior to mine and that I shouldn't have put it in in the first place because it doesn't fit your sense of humor. Can you say "hypocrite."

Maybe, you should be asking yourself what is it that made you substitute naked men in for my supergirl group? Pent up rage? Closet homosexual? It's okay if you are...no one will judge you...at least not on this board. And why does my Bundy sig dig so personally at you? There are many worse jokes out there, why does mine get at you? Do you feel some weird connection to him....maybe daddy touched you inappropriately as a child, which is what happened to Bundy and many other troubled people, which is now leading to a festering father domination complex coupled with childhood trauma? Get some help man, instead of putting your crap on others.

LIKE MY SIG ASSWIPE!!!!

this little kid probably doesn't even know who Ted Bundy is, and is too embarrased to ask. It's ok little one, you will learn one day. And maybe along the way you will learn to appreciate other peoples jokes whether you like or agree with them or not. Respect others until they give you a damn good reason not to.

Tank,

I've deleted your post. Please read the forum rules.

Alright, dude, I don't really want to step in here, but here are a few suggestions:
Stop writing so stinking huge! We all seem to get along fine and make our points just as well with good ol' standard issue font size
There's no need to take anything said here personally; it's just the internet, for goodness sake!
Please try to formulate your sentences a little more coherently, so the rest of us can play along

These are the words of someone who probably plays difficult pieces very well
Thanks for the advice.
I shall try to be coherent on the future. peace

Originally Posted by: PRSplaya
this little kid probably doesn't even know who Ted Bundy is,
and is too embarrased to ask.

then why would it be a joke to him?


It's ok little one, you will learn one day. And maybe along the way you will learn to appreciate other peoples jokes whether you like or agree with them or not.

Now it sounds like you're speaking to me
Are you kidding?

How would you like to hear a real knee-slapper
where your mother gets killed?
would you appreciate that?


Respect others until they give you a damn good reason not to

Done
.

When a person tries to make the true murders of innocent young girls
into a "funny joke"...
they normally lose the respect of other adults.

and, with an attitude like that,
I fear it will be very hard for him to play any Hendrix or Randy Rhodes licks.
but that's beside the point.

If any of you live long enough, you may meet somone
who has had a family member murdered in real life.

They are not laughing at Ted Bundy jokes.

I would never have brought it up if that bad taste sig had not surprised me.
So I cracked on it a bit.
The poor tank dude seems to really want to defend it.

He wrote me saying he thinks I accused him of being gay.
I can't really understand why.

The point of the bad change of cast in his fantasy supergroup,
as a result of 'telling' an offensive joke everytime he posts...
is that he would not enjoy watching Oprah and the men perform!

It's supposed to be a "punishment" for him,
as a straight man or child, with poor taste in sig lines
not a reward for being gay"

Originally Posted by: kingsxkidWhen a person tries to make the true murders of innocent young girls
into a "funny joke"...
they normally lose the respect of other adults.

and, with an attitude like that,
I fear it will be very hard for him to play any Hendrix or Randy Rhodes licks.
but that's beside the point.

If any of you live long enough, you may meet somone
who has had a family member murdered in real life.

They are not laughing at Ted Bundy jokes.

I would never have brought it up if that bad taste sig had not surprised me.
So I cracked on it a bit.
The poor tank dude seems to really want to defend it.

He wrote me saying he thinks I accused him of being gay.
I can't really understand why.

The point of the bad change of cast in his fantasy supergroup,
as a result of 'telling' an offensive joke everytime he posts...
is that he would not enjoy watching Oprah and the men perform!

It's supposed to be a "punishment" for him,
as a straight man or child, with poor taste in sig lines
not a reward for being gay"

This may not be immediately obvious to you, but both of you have been asked to simmer down.

You're not simmering down yet.

The bickering needs to end right now.


PS: You don't have to hit "Return" every time your curser gets to the right hand side of the box.

PRSplaya
Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Grenada, Ms, US
Posts: 704



this little kid probably doesn't even know who Ted Bundy is, and is too embarrased to ask. It's ok little one, you will learn one day. And maybe along the way you will learn to appreciate other peoples jokes whether you like or agree with them or not. Respect others until they give you a damn good reason not to.

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Agreed...That's my whole point. He just stepped over the line.

Quote:
Originally Posted by kingsxkid
When a person tries to make the true murders of innocent young girls
into a "funny joke"...
they normally lose the respect of other adults.

and, with an attitude like that,
I fear it will be very hard for him to play any Hendrix or Randy Rhodes licks.
but that's beside the point.

If any of you live long enough, you may meet somone
who has had a family member murdered in real life.

They are not laughing at Ted Bundy jokes.

I would never have brought it up if that bad taste sig had not surprised me.
So I cracked on it a bit.
The poor tank dude seems to really want to defend it.

He wrote me saying he thinks I accused him of being gay.
I can't really understand why.

The point of the bad change of cast in his fantasy supergroup,
as a result of 'telling' an offensive joke everytime he posts...
is that he would not enjoy watching Oprah and the men perform!

It's supposed to be a "punishment" for him,
as a straight man or child, with poor taste in sig lines
not a reward for being gay"

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Little boy,
You haven't heard my playing yet. I could play your ass into the ground. And eggman deleting my post to you was unfortunate in that I was simply telling the truth....truth hurts apparently. Anyway, you're the one that decided to write about this in the first place, which has now resulted in a stupid pissing contest. You don't find my joke funny?.....keep your mouth shut about it and move on. I don't care about your opinion..hello...got that. I'll keep my sig just as a reminder of how much of an idiot you are.

MY SIG IN HONOR OF KINGSXKID
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